Top Ten Reasons Not to Love Triathlons

With assistance from the Top Ten King - Mike W.

Top ten reasons not to love triathlons

1. Swimming in a lake or river that may be a bit polluted
2. Big waves
3. Spectators laugh and point while you are rolling around, stuck in your suit, after the swim.
4. Sand gets in all sorts of areas in your body that sand isn’t supposed to go.
5. The seaweed you swallow really doesn’t provide nutritional value.
6. There is always a head wind while riding your bike.
7. Expensive – entry fees $50.00-$450, travel, food, USAT fees, wet suit, pool membership for winter months, and on and on.
8. Always new toys to buy
9. Opportunity to suck at 3 sports.
10. Chance to prove that not only am I a bad athlete, I suck at being a mechanic, too.
11. Add drowning and crashing to possible injury options.
12. Road rash and sea lice.

Feel free to add more reasons in the comment area.

Comments

  1. BrunoNovember 23, 2007 at 10:25 AM

    Here are a few more:

    11. There are always sharp rocks as you leave the lake/sea
    12. The person swimming in front of you will definitely kick your goggles out of your face.
    13. You WILL make a mess with your energy gel and lick your hand during the bike leg.

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