Apologies to Dr. Seuss

Based on "One fish, two fish".
One bag, two bags, red bag, blue bag. Green bag, bike bag, run bag, new bag. This one has a little food. This one has a pair of shoes. Say! What a lot of bags there are. Yes, some are red. And some are blue. Some are old. And some are new. Some are sad. And some are glad. And some are very, very bad. Why are they sad and glad and bad? I do not know. Go ask your dad. Some are thin. And some are fat. The fat one has a bicycle hat. From Louisville to the River, from Louisville to La Grange, funny things are everywhere.
Here are some who like to run. They run for fun in the hot, hot Louisville sun. Oh me! Oh my! What a lot of funny things go by. Some have two feet, and run so fast. Some are young, some are old, but they keep running oh so slow. Where do they come from? I can't say. But they have run a long, long, way. We see them come. We see them go. Not one of them is like another. Don't ask us why. Go ask your mother.
We like Jan's bike. It is made for three. Our Mike sits up in back, you see. We like our Mike and this is why: Mike does all the work when the hills get high.
When Jan has swum. When Jan has run. We will see her have some fun in the Louisville sun.

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  1. AnonymousAugust 17, 2007 at 7:46 AM

    The best blog yet. I think you may be approaching your support limit.

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