My Eating Philosophy
"Lord of the Rings"
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
[Aragorn turns and walks off in disgust]
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
I eat breakfast at 6:30am, but really am more of a nineses, than elevenses. By 11:30 it's lunch time, 2-3pm a snack. If I'm cooking dinner I'm eating at the same time. Then dinner and maybe some cookies around 8pm.
I could have been a Hobbit.
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had it.
Pippin: We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
[Aragorn turns and walks off in disgust]
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?
Merry: I wouldn't count on it.
I eat breakfast at 6:30am, but really am more of a nineses, than elevenses. By 11:30 it's lunch time, 2-3pm a snack. If I'm cooking dinner I'm eating at the same time. Then dinner and maybe some cookies around 8pm.
I could have been a Hobbit.
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