Mike W's Top Ten Reasons to Hate Treadmills

10. The puddle you have to clean up.
9. How many reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond can a guy watch?
8. After 6 or 7 years of treadmill running even I can get bored with my thoughts.
7. When you “break wind” you can’t run away from it.
6. If we were coordinated we would be in other sports.
5. Man vs. machine. The runner always loses.
4. …as if our bodies don’t make enough noise add the noise of the treadmill.
3. Maintenance…if we were into fixing stuff we would be normal, not runners.
2. Cost, a good treadmill is more than 25 pairs of shoes.
1. 2 words….George Jetson!

Comments

  1. AnonymousDecember 7, 2007 at 7:48 AM

    Gee Mike, the Sal's group gets bored with your thoughts faster than that, maybe 5 minutes? Is today a sensitive day for you?

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